timemachineyeah:

ralfmaximus:

clementimetodie:

vajracchedika:

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reblog to kill it faster

The report says that by year four of the Alexa experiment, “Alexa was getting a billion interactions a week, but most of those conversations were trivial commands to play music or ask about the weather.” Those questions aren’t monetizable.

So they didn’t want people using the very things they advertised as being useful; the reasons you’d tolerate an always-on virtual assistant in your life.

this is the kind of stuff the cyber dystopias never think to include. “spying on everyone couldn’t make enough money :(” like what

sneakinghunch:

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lol I wish amirite

beaft:

(at last night’s queer cabaret)

person announcing the show: “now i don’t want to see any heckling tonight, no racism, no sexism… none of the isms”

person in crowd: “what about autism?”

announcer: “yeah autism is fine”

not-in-absentia:

extramartian:

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CURRENTLY SOBBING. OK SOO, RIPLEY IS GAY?!!

and lambert is actually trans?? 😭😭

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I had to check, it does also appear on screen

assumptionprime:

demilypyro:

cryptotheism:

It’s always interesting how trans people see their transition. Some people are like “I was a boy now I’m a girl” and some are like “I was always a girl” and every once in a while you get a fun one like “I used to be a boy but the girl won”

This vessel used to belong to a young man but he had a weak will and gave in to my dark influence

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carbonation-cryptid:

segretecose:

segretecose:

was anyone going to tell me that the pope’s dressmaker posts dick and cock on instagram or was i supposed to find out for myself

waittttt there’s more. apparently he was outed as a homosexual by a competitor but the pope was like well the gowns are sickening so what am i gonna do about it? and so he’s still the pope’s dressmaker even though he said vatican priests tried to fuck him all the time when he was closeted. work

He also makes SEX perfume

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